【旅行脫口秀 EP02】那些年，我們在機場被沒收的寶貝
安檢人員眼中的奇葩物品清單大公開！那些年你被沒收的東西，你絕對不是第一個。
The definitive list of items confiscated at security — the things taken from you, you were definitely not the first!
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主持人 Host：歡迎來到旅行脫口秀第二集！今天的主題——那些年，我們在機場被沒收的寶貝！
Welcome to Talkshow EP02! Today's theme: things we've had confiscated at airport security!
脫口秀來賓 Comedian：我最慘的一次是把一把剪刀放在隨身包裡然後完全忘掉了！安檢的時候警報大響，安檢人員打開我的包，一件一件翻，翻出了那把遺忘了整整兩年的指甲剪剪刀！
My worst experience: I forgot a pair of scissors in my carry-on. The alarm went off. The officer opened my bag, item by item, and dug out a nail scissors I had forgotten about for two entire years!
主持人 Host：兩年！
Host: Two years!
脫口秀來賓 Comedian：而且後面的人全部在看！我感覺我是當天機場的頭條新聞。所以我現在用 Solite 的前開夾層專門放隨身小物，每次安檢前打開確認一次，再也沒有閃失！
And everyone behind me was watching! I felt like the headline news of that airport. Now I use Solite's front compartment exclusively for small daily items — I check it before every security line. Never happened again!
